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ofdarklands: browneyedcunt: jillstrif: heyfunniest: Kell fell asleep on the couch one night so we gave him a pillow and a blanket Which we made out of kleenex because we always have those around on our coffee table for when we watch feely stuffyou use all of them though MY HEART doesn’t even go with my blog but i can’t scroll past this without regretting not reblogging it. also, liam, you’ll probably like this. #how does a cat with a kleenex pillow ‘not go with your blog’#what the fuck are you doing with your life
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browneyedcunt:

jillstrif:

heyfunniest:

Kell fell asleep on the couch one night so we gave him a pillow and a blanket Which we made out of kleenex because we always have those around on our coffee table for when we watch feely stuffyou use all of them though

MY HEART

doesn’t even go with my blog but i can’t scroll past this without regretting not reblogging it. also, liam, you’ll probably like this.

#how does a cat with a kleenex pillow ‘not go with your blog’#what the fuck are you doing with your life

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injusticed-insecurities: ki-ss-my-ass: oh-fuuck: ohitsfading-fader: noflawinyou: They killed themselves after being bullied for being gay. It’s not okay. They didn’t deserve that end. It’s not okay for us to be so judgmental. God didn’t call us to be so cruel. I don’t give a fuck how many followers I lose for the following statement. But to the person who wrote the comment above.. Gods the prick who began the whole injustice of homosexuals you idiot. Fuck ^the above comment! if you dont reblog this there is something wroooong with you , so please stop reblogging hipster bitches and nutella and reblog this , thankyou. this actually breaks my heart. 
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injusticed-insecurities:

ki-ss-my-ass:

oh-fuuck:

ohitsfading-fader:

noflawinyou:

They killed themselves after being bullied for being gay. It’s not okay. They didn’t deserve that end.

It’s not okay for us to be so judgmental. God didn’t call us to be so cruel.

I don’t give a fuck how many followers I lose for the following statement. But to the person who wrote the comment above.. Gods the prick who began the whole injustice of homosexuals you idiot. Fuck

^the above comment!

if you dont reblog this there is something wroooong with you , so please stop reblogging hipster bitches and nutella and reblog this , thankyou.

this actually breaks my heart. 

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glam00ur: all 46 excuses on my friends wall,  1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow 2. we can’t all be usain bolt 3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late” 4. i had pe first period do you blame me 5. i really, really didn’t want to sing 6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates 7. you can’t tell me how to live my life 8. #YOLO 9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic 10. there was a freak yachting accident 11. i am a fucking retard 12. this is just for my wall 13. do you even read these 14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop” 15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction 16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight 17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win 18. traffic jammy jammy jam 19. how can i go to school when alex turner 20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her 21. i was sticking it to the man 22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity  23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued 24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset 25. my meth lab caught fire 26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be 27. i was sad 28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely 29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag” 30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth 31. 2 kool 4 scool 32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen 33. i tried 34. i’m sorry i’m late       it’s not my fault       my auntie was killed       and i joined a cult 35. a haiku about lateness: late late late late late late late late late late late late  late late late late late 36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking 37. i was fashionably late 38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg 39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me 40. do 41. you 42. even 43. read 44. these 45. i was fighting al qaeda 46. traffic YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN
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glam00ur: all 46 excuses on my friends wall,  1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow 2. we can’t all be usain bolt 3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late” 4. i had pe first period do you blame me 5. i really, really didn’t want to sing 6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates 7. you can’t tell me how to live my life 8. #YOLO 9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic 10. there was a freak yachting accident 11. i am a fucking retard 12. this is just for my wall 13. do you even read these 14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop” 15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction 16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight 17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win 18. traffic jammy jammy jam 19. how can i go to school when alex turner 20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her 21. i was sticking it to the man 22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity  23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued 24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset 25. my meth lab caught fire 26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be 27. i was sad 28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely 29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag” 30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth 31. 2 kool 4 scool 32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen 33. i tried 34. i’m sorry i’m late       it’s not my fault       my auntie was killed       and i joined a cult 35. a haiku about lateness: late late late late late late late late late late late late  late late late late late 36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking 37. i was fashionably late 38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg 39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me 40. do 41. you 42. even 43. read 44. these 45. i was fighting al qaeda 46. traffic YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN
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glam00ur: all 46 excuses on my friends wall,  1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow 2. we can’t all be usain bolt 3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late” 4. i had pe first period do you blame me 5. i really, really didn’t want to sing 6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates 7. you can’t tell me how to live my life 8. #YOLO 9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic 10. there was a freak yachting accident 11. i am a fucking retard 12. this is just for my wall 13. do you even read these 14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop” 15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction 16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight 17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win 18. traffic jammy jammy jam 19. how can i go to school when alex turner 20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her 21. i was sticking it to the man 22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity  23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued 24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset 25. my meth lab caught fire 26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be 27. i was sad 28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely 29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag” 30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth 31. 2 kool 4 scool 32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen 33. i tried 34. i’m sorry i’m late       it’s not my fault       my auntie was killed       and i joined a cult 35. a haiku about lateness: late late late late late late late late late late late late  late late late late late 36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking 37. i was fashionably late 38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg 39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me 40. do 41. you 42. even 43. read 44. these 45. i was fighting al qaeda 46. traffic YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN
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glam00ur: all 46 excuses on my friends wall,  1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow 2. we can’t all be usain bolt 3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late” 4. i had pe first period do you blame me 5. i really, really didn’t want to sing 6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates 7. you can’t tell me how to live my life 8. #YOLO 9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic 10. there was a freak yachting accident 11. i am a fucking retard 12. this is just for my wall 13. do you even read these 14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop” 15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction 16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight 17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win 18. traffic jammy jammy jam 19. how can i go to school when alex turner 20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her 21. i was sticking it to the man 22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity  23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued 24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset 25. my meth lab caught fire 26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be 27. i was sad 28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely 29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag” 30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth 31. 2 kool 4 scool 32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen 33. i tried 34. i’m sorry i’m late       it’s not my fault       my auntie was killed       and i joined a cult 35. a haiku about lateness: late late late late late late late late late late late late  late late late late late 36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking 37. i was fashionably late 38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg 39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me 40. do 41. you 42. even 43. read 44. these 45. i was fighting al qaeda 46. traffic YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN
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glam00ur:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop”

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity 

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

      it’s not my fault

      my auntie was killed

      and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

 late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN

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